29. Love is name, sex is game, forget the name and play the game... :)
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28. Once i saw a little star, it seems so nice and bright to my eyes than suddenly you came and gave me this star and i must thank that you there are...
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27. Roses are red, violets are blue. The face like yours must be in the Zoo.
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26. Girl of my dreams, You don't know what it means, to live my life without. I hope everyday when you pass my way I dare to say:"I Love You".
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25. If a big, fat man creeps into your room late at night and stufs you in a big bag - don't worry, I told Santa I wanted you for christmas...:)
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24. You fat or thin I like you. You tall or small I like you. You rich or poor I like you. I like you... oh f**k... Good bye. I LOVE YOU.
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23. The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass!!!
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22. Love is a smiling and shining face, Love is as big as outer space, Love is the wide and clear blue sky, Love is a feeling that makes you cry...
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21. Invitation to Big Bomb party on Saturday night in World Trade Center with Dj BinLaden including his super hit "It Wasn't Me"suported by America Airlines!
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20. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower... :)
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19. I`m an Alien, and i have transformed myself into your phone. As you read this I`m having sex with your finger, and i know you like it, cause you`re smiling!
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18. Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between
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17. There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Knuffel-Sex, Safer-Sex, Group-Sex, Lehter-Sex, Telefon-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
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16. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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15. A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain`t kiss, Without some tongue, So open your mouth, Close your eyes, And give your tongue, Some exercise!
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14. Have you seen my heart?... I wanted to give it to you, but you have already stolen it away...
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13. I close my eyes only for a moment and a moment is gone. All my dreams pass before eyes. Dust in the wind all we are just dust in a wind...
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12. No SMINT - no KISS, no kiss - no LOVE, no LOVE - no SEX, no sex - no BABY, no baby - no PROBLEM. NO SMINT - NO PROBLEM!:)
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11. I wish I was a china cup from which you drink your tea and every time you take a drink you will be kissing me..:*
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10. Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people),like NIKE(just do it),like PEPSI(ask for more),like SAMSUNG(everyone is invited)...
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09. We will now update your brain... searching.. searching... still searching... sorry, no brain found!...:)
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08. This cat is cat a cat way cat how cat to cat make cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat. Now read it without 'cat'! :)))
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07. Word ADIDAS means: A=All D=Day I=In D=Dream A=About S=Sex. So are you ADIDAS?
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06. The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you.. SO Hello! :)
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05. For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world...
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04. Birdy birdy in the sky Dropped a poopy in my eye I don't worry I don't cry I'm just happy cows can't fly!
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03. Fuck is nice and Fuck is funny. Many people fuck 4 money! If you think that fuck is funny - Fuck yourself and save your money!
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02. SOMETIMES YOU SHINE SO BRIGHT, THAT I CAN SEE YOU IN THE NIGHT, YOU ARE THE MEN, AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU'LL BE MINE:)))
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01. LAST MTV NEWS! WORLD FAMOUS RAPER EMINEM FUCKED WORLD FAMOUS BITCH BRITNEY SPEARS! ALSO SHE SAID, SHE LIKED IT! REAL BITHC! more on www.mtv.com :)