186.Sniegas matos is aukstai , jei iskrisi bus blogai...
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185.jei zmogus daznai teigia,jog blogo neatsimena-reiskias jis tai uzsirasineja
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184.kamera pavirto i vaiku darzeli: tapu tapu po aikstele...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------183.Mes kiekvienas didelis kaip lashas... ir visi su saule artimi... niekada zhmogus nebuna mazhas... Jeigu jis tik buna savimi:))
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------182.Ash meciau rukyti, atsisakiau sekso ir tai buvo pacios ilgiausios 5 minutes mano gyvenime.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------181.jei tau trenkia per deshini zanda voshk atgal su plyta (pirmas ir paskutinis auksciausiojo isakymas):))
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------180.neturiu nei kaciu nei sunu tik zmona, reix jai uzdet...gerai kad ji nemato ka ash ce peizoju
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------179.pi*k preke lietuvishka
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------178.When you were born, you cried and the world smiled. Live your life so that, when you die, you can smile and the world will cry...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------177.Daugiau nebegersiu!maziau irgi...
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176.Liudnos Akys Ziuri Kelio Link.. To kelio, kuriuo tu isejai.. Visam laikui ...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------175.gerkit braliukai ir ash gersiu kaip reiks uzhmoketi ash isheisiu!!tej....
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------174.Jeigu shalta - bek, jei nori valgyt - eik miegot, a jei liudna..?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------173.Nors bestuburiu nekankina radikulitas.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------172.Ne viskas saule kas ryte pakyla
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------171.Jei su vartais problema, Tai su stogu netvarka, Ir kaltumas bus kuklus, Buk palaimintas ALUS!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------170.tarkime sau: "eina jie visi velniop" ir drozkime dainu dainuoti ir pyragu kepty
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------169.Sklandytuvai snaudzia angare iki pavasario, sklandytojai geria dektine laukdami pavasario...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------168.Su alaus bokalais lauksim naujo karo!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------167."There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark." "Same could be applied to a man too... "
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------166.Ariu 5 dienas, kad paskui galeciau gyventi likusias dvi
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------165.I understand that a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops. Now I'm sitting in front of a workstation...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------164. I was unconscious, half asleep, the water is warm till you discover HOW DEEEEEP.....
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------163.Fotografija - realybes atspindziu liunas
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------162.negi triusikuos esme?:}
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------161.Meile - ji nuveda savo keliu, iskaudina ir palieka... Bet kartais ji suveda du skirtingus zmones
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------160.alkoholis - musu brolis
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------159.Visi vyrai turi kiausus, bet tai nereiskia kad visi su kiausais yra vyrai !
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------158.Vyrai, jei jus likote nuskriausti moteru - nenukabinkit nosies, zhinokit - jus ne vieni, jei kylam i kova kylam kartu.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------157.kai dangui bus daug zvaigzdiu, pasirink ryskiausia, ir pavadinki ja , sau mielu vardu...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------156.visi away:isejo reguliuot antenu:}}
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------155.tamsus alus geriau uz sviesu gyvenima
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------154.The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass, but you my dear friend can kiss my ass!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------153.Zachem liubit zachem stradat ved vse puti vedut v krovat... tak mozhet s etogo nachiat? potom liubit potom stradat......
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------152.Viena galva gerai,dvi dar geriau,o trys jau pretekstas ishgerti.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------151.Babaushka vezhet noski neputiovomu vnuku , papa s raboty kartoshki nesiot kilogram , vnuk dogryzaet granit proklinaja nauku, v nebe letit samoliot Leningrad Amsterdam
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------150.nesusitixim mes prie balto kelio,nebus nei wartu nei namu, nuejo musu meile nx, o gywenimas nueis pizdu......
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------149.Pilieciai, saugoki miskus nuo gaisru, nes nebus is ko gaminti degtuku.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------148. "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."--Sam Levenson
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------147.Neskubek i savo laidotuves. Jos be taves neprasides.....
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------146.Sedziu as ant kranto ziuriu uodas b*b* kramto.Tegu kramto tegu kramto nenueisiu as nuo kranto!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------145.Bego briedis per miskus, nusilauze sau ragus, ka beragis jis darys net briedienes nepa**s, teks ja siusti pas kitus, kad statytu jam ragus. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------144.Gerimas nera problema! "as geriu, as girtas, as trukes, jokiu problemu...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------143.Nusipirkau gaubli, kad galeciau nusispjaut ant viso pasaulio.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------142. Jei butu daugiau impotentu - nereiketu moket alimentu...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------141.Dying slowly, feeling every fang. Shock has yet to come. Scavengers tear out my eyes. My pain won't end, I have not died.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------140.sleeping in the middle of the ocean, dreaming about you, waiting for death to come...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------130.suplesisim i gabalus tuos zalgirio vabalus ir LKL vel zides ir melimam kashes ukije pakele kashes ligi dainuosim is sirdies...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------129.Niu mergos eikit cia ir bazarikyt!!!- tare kanalo savininkas :))))) bet niekas jo neishgirdo :((((
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------128.You can say something stupid like i love you...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------127.Paskutinis juokiasi tas, kuris ishshauna pirmas. Bet dar paskutinesnis- tas, kuris turi nepersaunama liemene :) o is tikruju nei vienas nesijuokia...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------126.visu pirma noreciau pasakyti, kad tualetas yra netinkama patalpa laikyti kompiutery ..
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------125.For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------124.Mejle turi dvi ligas: kara ir taika [Horacijus]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------123.Mes mirstame, kad vaziuotume ir vaziuojame, kad mirtume!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------122.Ji kovojo del savo nekaltybes iki pirmojo kraujo, o jis - iki pergalingos pabaigos
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------121.nieko patys neturim, neturejom ir neturesim ........
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------120.Jai skrisi i briedi istieses rakas lyg sparnus, pasieksi planeta ANT LEDO ir rasi ten SAVO RAGUS !!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------119.ta pati avaline jums tarnaus ilgiau - jei nepirksite naujos.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------118.O ta ziema..... Tas saltas vejas.... Tos baltos snaiges kaip baltos muses .....
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------117Moteriska mada - amzina moters kova tarp akivaizdaus noro apsirengti ir slapto noro nusirengti :)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------116....can't find it in the bible, can't find it on TV... there's something insideme that just won't allow me to find it in music... i can't find it in my soul...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------115.Paskutinis juokiasi tas, kuris nesuprato bajerio
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------114.Draugo zhmona man nemoteris, bet jaigu jinai labai grazhi...., tai jis man nedraugas !!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------113.Meile daznai atima prota is tu, kurie ji turi ir suteikia tiems, kurie jo neturi :)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------112.Everywhere I go, all I ever seem to hear is...BANG BANG!! BANG BANG!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------111.jau visus mandarinus nusvarinaij? :)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------110.Kovoje su paciento givybe laimejo gydytojai...gyvybe atstojo..
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109.Every time I rise I see you falling....Can you find me space inside your bleeding heart.....It falls apart
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------108.I scream , you scream , we all wanna ice creem
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------107....as esu suo. Mylek mane kaip suni. As esu padugne,valkata suselpk man nors centa savo meiles,nes kitaip mirsiu sitam,savam kvailiu pasauli..
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------106.patampyk Kaledu senelui...uzh usu ;}
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------105.16 MB - tai ne atmintis, tai - skleroze
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------104.jei ewka neskambina, nesedi irc tai jis yra pas mergas, o jei pradzioj blashkos ir po to nieko nedaro reiskias geria
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------103."Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------102.Klizmos vietos pakeisti negalima.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------101.Meile - ji nuveda savo keliu, iskaudina ir palieka... Bet kartais ji suveda du skirtingus zmones!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------100.I'm am Alien,I have no body,I am now in your Keyboard and making sex with your finger.I know you like it, because you are smiling...:)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------99.Men are like bank accounts - without much money, they do not generate much interest
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------98.Mums ne tiek reikia draugu pagalbos, kiek zinojimo, kad jos sulauksi
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------97.no signs of life
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------96.2 gyvenimo keliai, 2 - dvi gyvenimo taisykles pinigai ir sexas - dvi teisingos rodykles, visada ju mazha, visada jos vezha, duoda, leidzhia, pesha, pakelia, nesha, duok dar nors lasha pakol kraujas dar kresha, nezhinau kaip tave brolau, bet mane tai vezha.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------95.Nuvarom pas merga o tos mergos motina sako, as isleisiu savo dukteri bet vyrukai ziurekit tik be navarotu:)))
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------94.kam myleti jei meile kancia? kam sakyti, kad myli mane, jei rytoj pasakysi, kad ne...:~
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------93.Kas ten spindi tolumoj.... ogi tai ponas bebras !!! Ahoi vajkuchiai, sveiki uzhklyde, jei isheisit dantis ismalsiu ir nebereix blendamiedo
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------92.pasaulis priklauso vyrams, bet vyrai priklauso moterims!!!!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------91.sviecia saule zydi geles as pi*uosi kaip paseles savo b*b* kataluoju o poto apjogurtuoju mergos verkia neskanu o man poxui man smagu
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------90.ajkit visi i rotuse prie jolkos pirkt bezdelushkiu ish boboutes
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------89....oh... please stay awake... then we can drink some ocean spray... this would be a wonderful way... to end this beautiful day... just stay awake, please stay...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------87.Ryte nevalgiau apie Tave galvojau per pietus nevalgiau apie Tave galvojau vakare nevalgiau tik apie Tave galvojau nakti nemiegojau nes valgyt norejaU :)))
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------86.trys moters gyvenimo etapai: 1.pampersai 2. tampaksai 3. klimaksai
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------85.byvajut ze na svete takie suki kotoryje tebe govoriat vymai posudu za soboi ,pizdit' takih suk nado! Starka RulleZZZ!!! ferever
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------84.Is knygos seimininkams: unitazas - seimininko veidas....
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------83.feels like pain, but no... it's just something painfuly sweet, it's you...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------82.last christmas i gave you my heart, but very next day you gave it away
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------81.-Meile - ji nuveda savo keliu, iskaudina ir palieka... Bet kartais ji suveda du skirtingus zmones!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------80. fightin' for the peace it's like fuckin' for virginity
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------79.Didesnis, ilgesnis ir neapipjaustytas.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------78.Tu berniukas mokinys tavo didelis b*b*s netelpa jis i kelnaites gasdina visas mergaites
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------76.Snajges sninga pamazhu ajna nx kaip grazhu...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------75.we droped di bomb , kick your ass and we come home...(Bin laden)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------73.walking in the wind at the waters edge comes close to covering my rubber feet listening to the barbed wire hanging
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------72.Gera mergina turi moketi daryti ta pati, ka ir bloga,o kadangi ji gera,tai turi moketi tai daryti gerai
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------71.mygtuko paspaudimas tiesiogiai proporcingas klaidu skaiciui padaugintam is miego norejimo koeficiento ir pakeltas girtumo laipsniu
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------70.Dashing threw the snow with a pair of broken skis over the hills we go smashing into trees. The snow is turning red and i am nearly dead oh what fun it is to spend the holidays in a hospital bed...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------69.ko nesuspejai padaryt per visus metus nedaryk ir gruodi, tam bus sausis
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------68.Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------67.Iejes i Osvencimo pirty iseisi tik per kamina!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------66.we don't like drugs, but drugs likes us
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------65.Gyvenimas yra Penis, kai jis minkstas, jo nepadulkinsi, kai jis kietas - jis dulkina tave
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------64.ir juz taip gerai mokykitez kajp ash..... ir negawsit dowanu ish santoklawso
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------63.it starts with one thing i don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard ya try keep that in mind designed this rhyme to explain in due time...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------62."Ne kiekvienas su barzda yra ozys..."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------61.Ei vis buchiuot kanopa-duosim opa!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------60.Kam Dievas sukure vyra:)? - Vibratoriumi gi nenukarpysi gyvatvores. :)))- Kokia abeceles raide geriausiai apibudina vyra:)?- "Q", nes tai didelis nulis su maza uodegyte. :)))
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------58.Saules spinduleli man dovanoki, liudesys praeis tik nusijuoki, nes jis tik susildis susalusias sirdis ! =*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------57.Vyrai, jei jus likote nuskriausti moteru - nenukabinkit nosies, zhinokit - jus ne vieni, jei kylam i kova kylam kartu !!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------56.Pavesi nelauzomos tradicijos visi tyli
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------55.What victim do you want to choose today?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------54.Gyvenimas - liudnas dalykas. Ar Jus nepastebejote, kuo gi jis baigiasi?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------53.saule nusileis... nieks namo neileis... :(
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------52.Maybe you think you're not right for me that you'll never be everything I need, well i tell you straight from my heart, You are! You are!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------51.Meile daro savo
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------50.ash turejau triratuka vienas ratas nesisuko blyn kai dejau i bardiura..
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------49.dont read beauty magazines they will only make you feel ugly!...:)))
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------48.kaip tyliai mirkcioja zwaigzdes...kaip istabiai slenka laikas tawyje... su weju... su naktim ateinu pas tawe:)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------47.Neziurekite i gyvenima per nelyg rimtai!Gyvi is jo vistiek neistruksite!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------46.Jeigu jau atejai tai gal pabusi????
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------45.Lipdukas ant taxi duru: "Get in, sit down, shut up", taxi baltos spalvos
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------44.Everything I say is truth. Everything I say is lie. Everything I say is meaningless.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------43.-Teveli, ko dar turi ismokti zmogus, kai ismoksta kalbeti? -Tyleti...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------42.lengva buti optimistu, kai neturi santaupu banke :))))
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------41.esli trud iz obezjany sdelal cheloveka, to eto vovse ne oboznachajet chto teper' on dolzhen sdelat' iz cheloveka loshad'
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------40.ar zhinote, kad paskenduoles vardas buvo Veronika, tad gerai pagalvokite pries lipdami i vandeni
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------39.Jeigu saxmatai sportas tai anonizmas sunkioji atletika.........
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------38. i gave myself away now i'm nothing
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------37.Kuo skiriasi moterys: 8 metu guldai i lova ir seki pasakas, 18 - seki pasakas kad gultu i lova, 48 - seki pasakas kad tik negultu i lova...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------36.Kiekviena krintanti snaige turi vis kitokia forma
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------35.Jeigu tau akyse zalia, dar nereishkia, kad atejo pavasaris.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------34.Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------33.BALTA(wodka) = Mirtis alyvuose su bokalu rankose ;))
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------32.Lauke sninga - ziauriai salta, o as - su rogem per asfalta!Zmones prie smilkiniu sau pirstus deda- nejaugi nusisaut jie zada???
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------31.kuom alus geriau uzh pana: kai atidarai alu zhinai kad pirmas atidarai
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------30.geras Kaledu Orgazmas arteja :)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------29.miegoti laikas, o ne intymiems santykiams su Salomeja Nerimi
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------28.ne, elnias nera arklys su antenomis
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------27.zmones!!! arteja susikaupimo metas, nusilenkime zemes ustverejui ir garsiai sushukite...Shudas!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------26.Isikisk i sikna kalta ir pabruzink i asfalta, Kad pajaustum malonuma kaip pavasario gaivuma
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------25.Vokieciu fizikai iesko erdves ir laiko bangu
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------24.Eglute gauruota, eglute marga, ezys neblaivus daro lape po ja, jos leva kamiena kapoja gaidziai, ten sausio pirmos ryta eis vemt mokiniai! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------23....earth is full plese delet anyone you can............
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------22.Sugundyk mano prota ir gausi kuna. Atverk mano siela ir busiu tavo amzinai... !!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------21.Smooth my way was ass tight, girl you look so fine one of a kind like a "mercedes" design
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------20.su kiekviena diena vis blogiau! Valio! Valio! Valio!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------19.Ne viskas saule kas po miego pakyla ....
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------18.Oi shiandien pashokinesiu, pashokinesiu ir prisigersiu za tevishkele!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------17.Sakoma, kad danguje geras gyvenimas, bet PRAGARE gera kompanija
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16.Nera tokios grazios ir sviesios minties, kurios nebutu galima nupasokoti rusiskais keiksmazodziais.
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15.Word NIKE means: at N=night I=I K=kill E=everybody.So wait for me
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14.Moters judejimo po parduotuves greitis-200 litu per valandą.
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13.Jei suradote savo svajoniu moteri, su kitomis svajonemis galite atsisveikinti.
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12.Jei ne nuogos ir ne uogos, dzuku mergos butu grybai.
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11.Dirbtinis intelektas-niekis palyginti su naturaliu kvailumu.
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10.Jei tave visi kazkur pasiuncia, o po to iskart pradeda laukti sugryztant vadinasi jus pasiunte ne kur kitur, o dar vieno butelio.
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9.Isminuotojas nuo kastuvelio netoli krenta.
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8.Jei kas rado gyvenimo prasme, grazinkite-galbut as tas, kuris ja pameciau.
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7.Vyrai dazniausiai buna abiem ragais uz skyrybas.
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6.Zibureliai mirga mirga, senis saltis glosto b*rka,susikvies visas mergas susodins jas i roges.Leks per plotus ir barus dovanu paliks vaikus
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5.I am the face of piss and shit and sugar I do a crooked little dance with my funny little monkey
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4.Sedi ant suoliuko Craig, Shaggy ir britney spear. Kazkas pirstelejo. Craig: "I'm walking away", Shaggy: "It wasn't me", britney: "Oops..I did it again...
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3.Sukasi ratu, mano zapo vajras, Ash lekiu plentu, mano akys zhvajros, pabundu ryte, guzas kaktoje, zapo nebera, mocia mush mane ryte.....:)))
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2.Trys vyro gyvenimo etapai: Pirma Tu tiki Kaledu Seneliu. Po to Tu nustoji tikejes Kaledu Seneliu. Tu pats tampi Kaledu seneliu.
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1.Kai buvau jaunesnis, nekenciau vestuviu.Mano tetules jausdavo nenugalima troskima mane apsikabinti, kutenti, tapsnoti per peti ir visos kaip viena sakydavo:"Dabar tavo eile".Jos liovesi, kaip pradejau taip pat elgtis per laidotuves